Hello. HI!

Hello! Do you like some things, yet dislike other things? HI!

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What the fuck? Like going to Denny’s for the first time is something you’d want to remember rather than block out completely because it was probably when you were 5 and your parents were getting a divorce so Denny’s was where they’d take you so they could save some money for their divorce lawyers. Fuck you, Denny’s! It’s all your fault! It’s all your fault my parents are no longer together! 

What the fuck? Like going to Denny’s for the first time is something you’d want to remember rather than block out completely because it was probably when you were 5 and your parents were getting a divorce so Denny’s was where they’d take you so they could save some money for their divorce lawyers.

Fuck you, Denny’s! It’s all your fault! It’s all your fault my parents are no longer together! 

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Struggling to speak never stopped Sarah Palin from holding public office. So hang in there Gabby!

Struggling to speak never stopped Sarah Palin from holding public office. So hang in there Gabby!

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And he must be an important one too, as HuffPo refers to him as “Democratic Congressman” instead of by his real name* *Note: I’m assuming his birth name isn’t “Democratic Congressman.” But if it is, fuck that guy’s parents and their partisan politics!

And he must be an important one too, as HuffPo refers to him as “Democratic Congressman” instead of by his real name*

*Note: I’m assuming his birth name isn’t “Democratic Congressman.” But if it is, fuck that guy’s parents and their partisan politics!

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Yea, but isn’t the bigger story that scientists have devised a way to travel back to 2004?

Yea, but isn’t the bigger story that scientists have devised a way to travel back to 2004?

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“Can He Survive?” Oh, I guess I didn’t realize the lump in his underwear was cancer. It’s a penis people! Everyone has one! Get over it. 

“Can He Survive?” Oh, I guess I didn’t realize the lump in his underwear was cancer.

It’s a penis people! Everyone has one! Get over it. 

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“North Miami Police said that multiple suspects were possibly seen leaving the scene in a dark colored vehicle with a spoiler on the rear, or a light colored car.” http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/05/29/poet-gunned-down-in-north-miami/ Some fine police work on behalf of the North Miami Police, who are still investigating whether multiple suspects who may or may not have been seen, were last seen, if they were in fact seen (and there’s some debate as to whether that even happened) driving a dark vehicle with a spoiler on the rear, unless of course it wasn’t a dark vehicle but a light colored car with or without a spoiler—which again is all dependent upon whether they were seen or not seen to begin with.The only thing the Police really know at this point is that the suspects, regardless of whether or not they exist, are minorities.

“North Miami Police said that multiple suspects were possibly seen leaving the scene in a dark colored vehicle with a spoiler on the rear, or a light colored car.”

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/05/29/poet-gunned-down-in-north-miami/


Some fine police work on behalf of the North Miami Police, who are still investigating whether multiple suspects who may or may not have been seen, were last seen, if they were in fact seen (and there’s some debate as to whether that even happened) driving a dark vehicle with a spoiler on the rear, unless of course it wasn’t a dark vehicle but a light colored car with or without a spoiler—which again is all dependent upon whether they were seen or not seen to begin with.

The only thing the Police really know at this point is that the suspects, regardless of whether or not they exist, are minorities.

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You know you’ve picked a good President when he seeks to LIMIT the number of people bombing your country rather than stopping them altogether. 

You know you’ve picked a good President when he seeks to LIMIT the number of people bombing your country rather than stopping them altogether.