December 2010
16 posts
“U.S. deficit spending reminds me of an ostrich sticking its head in the sand....”
Dec 31st
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Made By American Child vs. Made By Chinese Child
LORD JESUS! Wonder which one of these is going to make its way to the table during a dinner party? The one with the glossy finish that matches my napkins or the piece of shit that’s more than likely to spark the kind of seizures that culminate in people (my guests in this instance) swallowing their own tongues? Holy Shit! Is that supposed to be a dream catcher? BWHAHA! The only dream...
Dec 31st
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Dec 28th
Hennessy & Hpnotiq Recipe
2oz Hpnotiq 2oz Hennessy Cognac 8oz Coke  1 Black Person 
Dec 23rd
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Lunar Eclipse-LIVE BLOG
IT’S MOON TIME MOTHER FUCKERS! 1:29 AM OMG! Look at the fucking moon! 1:31 AM AMBER ALERT: Part of the moon is missing!  1:35 AM HOLY SHIT! More of the moon is missing! 1:35 AM THE MOON IS MISSING! 1:37 AM The moon is coming back now! 1:38 AM I’m not ready to take you back, MOON! IT’S TOO SOON!
Dec 21st
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Federal Judge Declares Mandatory Health Insurance...
A federal judge declared the foundation of President Barack Obama’s health care law unconstitutional, ruling that the government cannot require Americans to purchase insurance. So… Mandatory Health Insurance: Unconstitutional Mandatory Car Insurance: Constitutional Remind me again: Was it cars or health that existed at the time the Constitution was signed? Also remind me: Was it car...
Dec 16th
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Miley Cyrus' Bong Hit: #1 On Billboard's Who Gives...
Miley Cyrus’ dad may not be the only one feeling “sad” after his daughter was reportedly caught on video smoking Salvia from a bong. A California State Assemblyman who attempted to get the plant outlawed three years ago has again called for a Salvia ban, and accused Cyrus of setting a bad example to her fans. “Miley is a star and young kids are going to emulate her...
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
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““Hannukah” was when the Jews made 1 day of oil last 8. ...”
Dec 1st
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Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) Not (A-OK) With "Holiday...
WASHINGTON—U.S. Senator Jim Inhofe announced Tuesday that he will not participate in Tulsa’s “Holiday Parade Of Lights” until organizers put “Christ” back in the event’s title.  Fine, Sen. Inhofe, you win.  Welcome, everyone, to the 1st Annual “Jesus Fucking Christ, I Can’t Believe Jim Inhofe Cares About Such Stupid Shit, Holiday Parade...
Dec 1st
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